Funny Foods

5051. A Baggie of Cheerios

Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Insults

5052. Sitzpinkler

German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.

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Funny Things to Do

5053. Double Pistols and a Wink

Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.

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Funny Videos

5054. Don't Smoke, R2!

A PSA from 1981 featuring Star Wars characters R2-D2 and C-3PO, in which R2 learns the dangers of smoking.

"R2-D2, you found a cigarette?!"
"Beep boop!"
"Well, I don't think smoking is very grown-up at all." See also 80's.

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Funny Words

5055. Pokey-Man

How everyone's dad thinks Pokémon is pronounced. See also 90's.

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Funny Phrases

5056. Donion Rings

What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.

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Funny Phrases

5057. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones

Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.

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Funny Things to Do

5058. High-Fiving a Fist Bump

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Funny Dances

5059. Worm on a Leash

A good choice when you have one talented dancer and one untalented dancer as partners. See also 80's.

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Funny Foods

5060. Bikkie

Vernacular for "biscuit", which, in England, usually refers to a scone or cake to eat with tea. Asking for a bikkie and expecting a flaky bun would be committing treason. See also British.

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