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Funny Things to Do
5052. Reading Sports Headlines Literally
For example, Costly Mistake for the Orioles. (Perhaps they flew north rather than south for the winter.) Or Pirates Lose Another Arm to Injury. See also Sports.
Funny Toys
5055. Tippy Tumbles
I wanted this doll as a child, but got a skipping rope instead. The doll could sit up, do front and back flips and handstands with the aid of a battery-operated "handbag" accessory attached to its leg. See also 70's, Dolls.
Funny Places
5057. The Finger Lakes
A set of lakes in upstate New York. Roughly 75% of weird uncles come from this area.
Funny Euphemisms
5060. The Dance Without Pants
Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.