Funny Insults

5011. Pamplemousse

French for "grapefruit". A Gallic way to call someone fat. See also French.

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Funny Phrases

5012. Full of Beans

What my Grandmother used to say I was when I was misbehaving as a child.

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Funny Diseases

5013. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine

A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.

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Funny Books

5014. The Phone Book

Book mostly used for things other than finding a phone number, e.g. a step reach something high or as a prop for a muscle man to tear in half.

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Funny Things

5015. Cassingles

Also known as cassette singles and the original $.99 song. See also 80's, 90's, Music.

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Funny Phrases

5016. Glove Department

Oft-misspoken phrase that does perhaps exist in winter clothing stores. See also Malapropisms.

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Funny Things to Do

5017. Filling Up on Bread

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Funny Words

5018. Battycatter

Newfoundland word meaning ice that forms on the rocks along the shore. See also Canadian.

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Funny Nicknames

5019. Mr. Rocky Books

Nickname given to a raccoon who sought shelter in a Queens, New York library during Hurricane Sandy and subsequently decided not to leave. See also Library.

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Funny Phobias

5020. Lanchonophobia

The fear of vegetables.

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