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Funny Phrases
5011. Stranger Danger
What kids were taught to worry about in the 80's. See also 80's.
Funny Conveyances
5012. "Party" Wagon
When viewed on basic cable, the name of the bright yellow truck in the beginning of Kill Bill Vol. 1 with big pink lettering on the tailgate. Known in movie theaters as the P**** Wagon.
Funny Foods
5013. Kiwano
Spikey fruit. Usually yellow or orange, synonymous with African Tomato. The insides are greenish, and you extract the insides with a spoon, or by sucking on a slice or wedge. See also Fruits.
Funny Insults
5014. Ass-Wagon
Unrelated object partnered with the prefix "Ass-". Effective name for an idiot or moron, e.g. ass-monkey or ass-hat.
Funny Questions
5016. Google Questions
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the beginning of a question, for example: What is... When... or Why did... into the search bar.
3. Watch the hilarious suggestions cascade downward. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Phrases
5018. Derping
A generalized term for someone that just made a mistake, did something idiotic, or effed up. Cartwheel into a table: Hurp derp durr.
Funny Sayings
5019. You Can Only Fish for So Long...
...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.
Funny Diseases
5020. Water-Elf Disease
A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.