Funny Phrases

5001. Cashing Checks and Breaking Necks

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Funny Words

5002. Salpiglossis

A garden plant also known as a "Painted Tongue". See also Plants.

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Funny Words

5003. Uxorious

Word meaning to show an excessive fondness for one's wife. Both funny to pronounce and define. See also Family.

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Funny Things to Do

5004. Rolling Up the Sleeves on a Snuggie

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Funny Things to Do

5005. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo

...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things to Do

5006. Dividing by Zero

Nothing kills time like ripping open the fabric of existence! See also Math, Science.

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Funny Words

5007. Doppelganger

A ghostly double. See also German.

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Funny Words

5008. Fanfaronade

Empty boasting or bluster.

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Funny Insults

5009. Pettifogger

A petty, unscrupulous lawyer; also, one who quibbles over trivia. See also Lawyers.

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Funny Words

5010. Perspicacity

Clearness of understanding.

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