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Funny Foods
5001. Potato
Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.
Funny Insults
5003. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon
A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.
Funny Sayings
5004. I'll Hold Your Beer
What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Sayings
5005. I'd Rather Do Something and Regret It than Do Nothing at All
What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.