Funny Sayings

5001. Please Park in Our Rear

My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Animals

5002. Eclyse

Also known as a zorse, a half-zebra, half-horse.

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Funny Places

5003. Rolling Rubber

This is a tire store in Cedar City, Utah. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Animals

5004. Blobfish

A truly ugly fish.

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Funny Words

5005. Borborygmous

The sound of vibrations of gas or liquid moving through your intestines. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Phrases

5006. Topsy Turvy

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Funny Words

5007. Woebegone

To look sad or miserable, i.e. wanting your woes to be gone.

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Funny Insults

5008. Hairy Butt Rash

This seems to be the latest insult on the playground where I was on recess duty.

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Funny Insults

5009. Poltroon

A insult meaning "coward".

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Funny Places

5010. Toquerville, Utah

It sounds like "Toker ville," but many people mistakenly pronounce it "To queer ville."

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