Funny Books

5001. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop

"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.

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Funny Nicknames

5002. Hard-Hearted Hannah

As in, don't be one.

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Funny Phrases

5003. Main Hang

Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend.

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Funny Sayings

5004. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Funny Jobs

5005. Chick Sexor

Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.

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Funny Nicknames

5006. Joe Bag O' Doughnuts

An ordinary person.

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Funny Phrases

5007. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

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Funny Animals

5008. Tree-Kangaroos

They actually exist.

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Funny T-Shirts

5009. I’m What Willis Was Talking Bout Shop

Thank you, Gary Coleman. See also 80's, Sitcom.

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Funny Things to Do

5010. Waking Up a Small Child That Looks Like You

...and telling him or her it's you from the future.

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