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Funny Things
5001. Hurls
Untoward connotations aside, these are sticks used in the traditional Irish sport of "hurling". See also Irish, Vomit.
Funny Words
5002. Cantankerous
It's just a fun word to say. Use it to describe your irritated, elderly neighbor and you'll get what I mean. See also Elderly.
Funny Things to Do
5006. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Animals
5008. Mute Swan
Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
5009. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238
Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.