Funny Sayings

4961. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Funny Jobs

4962. Chick Sexor

Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.

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Funny Nicknames

4963. Joe Bag O' Doughnuts

An ordinary person.

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Funny Phrases

4964. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

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Funny Animals

4965. Tree-Kangaroos

They actually exist.

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Funny T-Shirts

4966. I’m What Willis Was Talking Bout Shop

Thank you, Gary Coleman. See also 80's, Sitcom.

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Funny Things to Do

4967. Waking Up a Small Child That Looks Like You

...and telling him or her it's you from the future.

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Funny Foods

4968. Jambalaya

Caribbean dish of meat, vegetables, and rice.

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Funny Words

4969. Panjandrum

Someone who thinks himself high and mighty.

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Funny Words

4970. Rigmarole

Nonsense, unnecessary complexity.

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