Funny Advice

4931. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Foods

4932. Ice Cram

When your mouth is too crammed of ice cream to pronounce the whole word ice cream.

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Funny Euphemisms

4933. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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Funny Places

4934. Fuckersberg, Austria

See also Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

4935. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

4936. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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Funny Places

4937. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

4938. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Phobias

4939. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Sayings

4940. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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