Funny Instruments

4901. Whip Cracks

Two 2x4s were hinged together and slapped against each another by yours truly in the attempt to make a sound like a whip in our Sleigh Bells rendition. My hair flew backwards and my expression became pinched each time I slapped them together.

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Funny Words

4902. Vex

To annoy someone or cause distress.

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Funny Things to Do

4903. Reading Sports Headlines Literally

For example, Costly Mistake for the Orioles. (Perhaps they flew north rather than south for the winter.) Or Pirates Lose Another Arm to Injury. See also Sports.

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Funny Toys

4904. Toy Talking Parrots

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Funny Foods

4905. Drumsticks

Whether chicken, turkey, or ice cream.

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Funny Toys

4906. Tippy Tumbles

I wanted this doll as a child, but got a skipping rope instead. The doll could sit up, do front and back flips and handstands with the aid of a battery-operated "handbag" accessory attached to its leg. See also 70's, Dolls.

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Funny Books

4907. Unicorns Are Jerks Shop

Exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth.

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Funny Places

4908. The Finger Lakes

A set of lakes in upstate New York. Roughly 75% of weird uncles come from this area.

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Funny Nicknames

4909. Smalls

As in "You're killing me, Smalls!"

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Funny Words

4910. Klops

German word for "meatball". See also German, Meat.

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