Funny Words

4901. Cantankerous

It's just a fun word to say. Use it to describe your irritated, elderly neighbor and you'll get what I mean. See also Elderly.

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Funny Clothes

4902. Dressie

Dress with a hood.

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Funny Words

4903. Dinghy

Another name for a small boat.

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Funny Conveyances

4904. Hoarder Cars

You know what I'm talking about. See also Cars.

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Funny Things to Do

4905. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe

The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

4906. Ruining Everyone's Life Forever

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Funny Animals

4907. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

4908. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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Funny Advice

4909. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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Funny Advice

4910. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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