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Funny Questions
4861. Do You Have a Latrine?
Next time you're a guest at someone's house, ask this. As seen in the recent movie Nebraska. See also Bathroom.
Funny Insults
4863. Upstart
Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.
"You swine!"
"Come again?"
"You worm!"
"Once more."
"You upstart!"
"That's it!"
See also Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
4864. Penetration Tester
One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.
"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.
Funny Jobs
4865. Any Unpaid Internship
"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.
Funny Toys
4866. The Screaming Rubber Chicken
A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.
Funny Dances
4867. The Literally-Can't-Even
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Funny Sayings
4869. Birthdays are Healthy for You
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.
Funny Euphemisms
4870. Fluffing Bunnies
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.