Funny Quotes

4841. "Text Me the Deets"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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Funny Things to Do

4842. Riding to the Farmer's Market on a Unicycle

You know who you are. See also Hippies.

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Funny Insults

4843. Beetle-Headed, Flap-Eared Knave

Ah, Shakespeare. See also Literature.

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Funny Foods

4844. Hot Butt Cappy

Yes, it's a thing. It is spiced pork shoulder, with a lot of paprika. I worked at a deli, and we sold it. Possibly the most inherently funny meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

4845. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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Funny Sayings

4846. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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Funny Advice

4847. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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Funny Questions

4848. Are You Sleeping?

No, I'm skydiving.

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Funny Insults

4849. Smellfungus

A perpetual pessimist. See also Literature.

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Funny Insults

4850. Snool

A servile person.

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