All Entries
Funny Jobs
4811. Any Unpaid Internship
"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.
Funny Toys
4812. The Screaming Rubber Chicken
A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.
Funny Dances
4813. The Literally-Can't-Even
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Funny Sayings
4815. Birthdays are Healthy for You
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.
Funny Euphemisms
4816. Fluffing Bunnies
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.
Funny Places
4817. Okay, Oklahoma
Small Oklahoma city of 600 people that use the return address Okay, OK. See also Redundant.
Funny Sayings
4820. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.