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Funny Quotes
4793. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."
See also Breakfast.
Funny Questions
4794. What's Green and Has Wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels. See also Antijoke.
Funny Euphemisms
4795. Squeezing the Lemon
Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.
Funny Questions
4796. If the Early Bird Gets the Worm, Doesn't the Early Worm Get Gotten by the Bird?
Funny Dances
4797. The Pencil Sharpener
Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.
Funny TV Shows
4798. Pac-Man Adentures
They gave Pac-Man a back story. It kind of sucked. See also 80's, Video Games.