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Funny Dances
4761. The Literally-Can't-Even
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Funny Sayings
4763. Birthdays are Healthy for You
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.
Funny Euphemisms
4764. Fluffing Bunnies
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.
Funny Places
4765. Okay, Oklahoma
Small Oklahoma city of 600 people that use the return address Okay, OK. See also Redundant.
Funny Sayings
4768. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.
Funny Insults
4770. Banter Sponge
Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.