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Funny Nicknames

4741. Mr. Wiggles

Mr. Wiggles will give you giggles each day and night. The giggles will give you tickles which will give you a fright. And Mr. Wiggles, well, he'll be all right.

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Funny Sayings

4742. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

Funny Insults

4743. Ugly

Funny when twins are fighting.

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Funny Animals

4744. Harpy Eagle

Bird with a strikingly round face. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

4745. Chugs

The offspring of a Chihuahua and a Pug. See also Dogs.

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Funny Advice

4746. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

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Funny Euphemisms

4747. O456

Pronounced: OH for five six! Said in place of the profanity "Oh, for f@ck sakes!" This originated back in the 1970's early 80's, I believe. See also Profanity.

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Funny Instruments

4748. Otamatone Shop

Best. Instrument. Ever.

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Funny Questions

4749. What is a #2 Pencil Made Of?

I mean, ewwwwwww! See also Scatological.

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