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Funny Things
4721. Artist's Rendition
Probably inaccurate as to how extinct creatures actually appeared, but, hey, looks cool. See also Science.
Funny Foods
4723. A Baggie of Cheerios
Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.
Funny Insults
4724. Sitzpinkler
German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.
Funny Things to Do
4725. Double Pistols and a Wink
Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.
Funny Videos
4726. Don't Smoke, R2!
A PSA from 1981 featuring Star Wars characters R2-D2 and C-3PO, in which R2 learns the dangers of smoking.
"R2-D2, you found a cigarette?!"
"Beep boop!"
"Well, I don't think smoking is very grown-up at all." See also 80's.
Funny Phrases
4728. Donion Rings
What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.
Funny Phrases
4729. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones
Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.