Funny Nicknames

4691. Mr. Teacher Man

See also Schools.

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Funny Sayings

4692. You're a Rude Dude, so Change Your 'Tude

So says cool 80's mom. See also 80's.

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Funny Advice

4693. If You Are Running Low on Laundry, a Bathing Suit Makes Perfectly Acceptable Underwear

Motherly advice from Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. See also Sitcoms.

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Funny Insults

4694. Someone Getting Drunk and Taping Crayons to Their Feet Could Write Better Than You

As paraphrased from Veep. See also Writing.

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Funny Things

4695. Horsey Windpump

A windpump (or drainage windmill) in Horsey, Norfolk, England.

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Funny Foods

4696. Linked Sausages

Especially when in the mouth of a dog running out of a butcher shop. Like this guy. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

4697. Douche Flute

This thing. See also Smoking.

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Funny Advice

4698. Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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Funny Sayings

4699. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Sayings

4700. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

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