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Funny Phobias
4682. Arithmophobia
Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.
Funny Sayings
4684. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.
My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.
Funny Songs
4688. Every Breath You Take Shop
"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.