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Funny Phrases
4653. Seagull Management
A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.
Funny Places
4655. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland
They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!
Funny Advice
4656. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Think about it.
Funny Movies
4657. Fred Ott's Sneeze
The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Nicknames
4659. Wikipedia Brown
Riff on Encyclopedia Brown, someone who has amassed an uncommon amount of useless knowledge from browsing the internet. See also Internet.
Funny Products
4660. Self-Stirring Mug Shop
For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.