Funny Foods

4651. Ice Cram

When your mouth is too crammed of ice cream to pronounce the whole word ice cream.

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Funny Euphemisms

4652. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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Funny Places

4653. Fuckersberg, Austria

See also Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

4654. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

4655. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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Funny Places

4656. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

4657. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Phobias

4658. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Sayings

4659. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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Funny Sayings

4660. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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