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Funny Quotes
4702. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
4703. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Phrases
4704. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery
How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.
Funny Books
4705. How to Poo on Holiday Shop
Actually this is important. Apparently some people spend an entire vacation not pooping. See also Scatological.
Funny Animals
4710. Chinchickens
Small animal with the ears of a chinchilla and a beak of a chicken. See also Made Up.