Funny Words

4821. Umpteenth

What does umpteenth even mean? Why do parents always use it? See also Numbers.

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Funny Foods

4822. Peanut Butter with Peanuts Labeled as an Ingredient

Duh. See also Redundant.

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Funny Sayings

4823. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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Funny Words

4824. Archipelago

A chain of islands. Sounds like a Spanish pelican.

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Funny Advice

4825. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Foods

4826. Ice Cram

When your mouth is too crammed of ice cream to pronounce the whole word ice cream.

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Funny Euphemisms

4827. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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Funny Places

4828. Fuckersberg, Austria

See also Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

4829. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

4830. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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