Funny Euphemisms

4921. To Have the Vapors

To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.

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Funny Insults

4922. Schlumpadinka

Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.

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Funny Things to Do

4923. Trying to Urinate into the Same Bottle That Got You Drunk

See also Alcohol, Bathroom, Drunk.

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Funny Words

4924. Fartkontrol

Swedish word for "speed trap". There are actually signs in Sweden that say "fartkontrol". See also Swedish.

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Funny Things to Do

4925. Trying to Stain a Stainless Steel Refrigerator

Challenge accepted. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

4926. Sketti

Honey Boo Boo dish of microwaved spaghetti, butter, and ketchup. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Words

4927. Umpteenth

What does umpteenth even mean? Why do parents always use it? See also Numbers.

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Funny Foods

4928. Peanut Butter with Peanuts Labeled as an Ingredient

Duh. See also Redundant.

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Funny Sayings

4929. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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Funny Words

4930. Archipelago

A chain of islands. Sounds like a Spanish pelican.

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