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4971. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

From comedian Ron White.

Added by aman1261 on April 14, 2014| 7 Comments | 134 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4972. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

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Funny Instruments

4973. Mellophone

A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?

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Funny Insults

4974. Mumpsimus

A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.

Added by a Guest on April 11, 2014| 5 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4975. Eleventeen

A nonsense number. See also Numbers.

Added by jbrown1028 on April 10, 2014| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

4976. Cotard's Syndrome

A mental illness in which someone thinks he or she is a walking copse. See also Zombies.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2014| 11 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

4977. Mr. E

Good name for a detective. (Say it aloud.)

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2014| 22 Comments | 118 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4979. Parachute Pants Shop

Nylon pants with zippered pockets popular in the 80's. See also 80's.

Added by MrBill on April 1, 2014| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

4980. Stretch Armstrong

Rubber strong man filled with gelled corn syrup to make him stretchy. See also 70's.

Added by MrBill on April 1, 2014| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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