Funny Quotes

4991. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."

-Abraham Lincoln

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Funny Euphemisms

4992. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

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Funny Questions

4993. Did That Sound Better in Your Head?

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Funny Videos

4994. Sweet Pickles Commercial

Smart moms know how kids' minds grow, upon Sweet Pickels!
"I think it's ex-cell-ent!"
"Sweet Pickles is gweat!" See also 80's.

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Funny Diseases

4995. Cyrus Virus

Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.

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Funny Names

4996. Phillip Phillips

He won American Idol for having the same last name as his first name. Congrats. See also Music, Redundant.

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Funny Words

4997. Drachenfutter

German for "food for the dragons", it means an olive branch you give to your spouse, typically after cheating. See also German.

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Funny Names

4998. Stanley Yelnats

From the book Holes, the last name is "Stanley" spelled backwards.

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Funny Words

4999. Fopdoodle

A completely ridiculous and perfectly fitting word for a silly fool. Not to be confused with flapdoodle, which means stupid babble or nonsense.

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Funny Books

5000. Pardon Me, You’re Stepping On My Eyeball Shop

A 1970s coming-of-age novel for young adults, much to the dismay of readers expecting something else. See also 70's.

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