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Funny Phobias
4991. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Euphemisms
4992. Button Hole
Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
4993. Eating a Baby Corn Like a Full-Size Corn
Something your uncle does after two drinks.
Funny Insults
4997. Ultracrepidarian
A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.
Funny Foods
4998. Backdoor Calamari
Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.
Funny Words
4999. Eh and Aboot
Two words that immediately identify a Canadian. "Eh! what aboot that hockey?" See also Canadian.