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Funny Nicknames
4952. Zeus Toots
For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.
Funny Quotes
4953. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.
Funny Things
4954. Hurls
Untoward connotations aside, these are sticks used in the traditional Irish sport of "hurling". See also Irish, Vomit.
Funny Words
4955. Cantankerous
It's just a fun word to say. Use it to describe your irritated, elderly neighbor and you'll get what I mean. See also Elderly.
Funny Things to Do
4959. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.