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Funny Insults
4953. Snooty Poot
One that is stuck up. For example, they have a double-wide trailer and you have a single-wide trailer.
Funny Clothes
4954. Pickelhaube
A spiked helmet worn by the 19th and early 20th century German Army. See also German, Military.
Funny Diseases
4957. The Mean Reds
Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."
Funny Quotes
4958. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."
It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.
Funny Questions
4959. How Do I Google Something?
Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Sayings
4960. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.