Funny Diseases

4981. The Mean Reds

Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."

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Funny Quotes

4982. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."

It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.

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Funny Questions

4983. How Do I Google Something?

Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Sayings

4984. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Diseases

4985. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

4986. 50 Shades Of CrayCray

When someone is just way too crazy.

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Funny Advice

4987. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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Funny Drinks

4988. 7out

7up that is expired.

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Funny Things to Do

4989. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store

What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Nicknames

4990. Uncle Buck

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