Funny Words

5031. Snookered

1. What you are when you lose at this obscure cue game known as Snooker.
2. What you are when you've been cheated, deceived, or generally had.
3. How some people describe themselves when they are completely worn out.

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Funny Jobs

5032. Funeral Clown

No, seriously, it's a job. Google it. See also Clowns, Death.

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Funny Names

5033. Rougned Odor

He plays minor league baseball for the Texas Rangers. See also Baseball, Sports.

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Funny Sayings

5034. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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Funny Phrases

5035. For All Intensive Purposes

What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.

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Funny Words

5036. Crudivore

An eater of raw food.

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Funny Words

5037. Crotchet

Sounds slightly dirty, but really just means a half-note in music. See also Music.

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Funny Places

5038. The Friend Zone

The place of which most don't come out of. This place is where you give advice to your crush about dating her crush. And meet the boyfriend's parents.

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Funny Words

5039. Sprinkles

You can never say "sprinkles" while you're angry. Go ahead, try. See also Anger.

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Funny Places

5040. Tyewhoppety, Kentucky

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