Funny Advice

5031. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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Funny Drinks

5032. 7out

7up that is expired.

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Funny Things to Do

5033. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store

What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Nicknames

5034. Uncle Buck

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Funny Phobias

5035. Botanophobia

The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.

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Funny Euphemisms

5036. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

5037. Eating a Baby Corn Like a Full-Size Corn

Something your uncle does after two drinks.

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Funny Advice

5038. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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Funny Foods

5039. Strip Club Buffets

Fine dining at it's best.

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Funny Conveyances

5040. Bad Latitude

File under punny boat names.

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