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5081. Kiwano

Spikey fruit. Usually yellow or orange, synonymous with African Tomato. The insides are greenish, and you extract the insides with a spoon, or by sucking on a slice or wedge. See also Fruits.

Added by Ponyboy on October 10, 2012| 2 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5082. Ass-Wagon

Unrelated object partnered with the prefix "Ass-". Effective name for an idiot or moron, e.g. ass-monkey or ass-hat.

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5083. The Clicker

What the aged call remote controls. See also Elderly, Television.

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1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the beginning of a question, for example: What is... When... or Why did... into the search bar.
3. Watch the hilarious suggestions cascade downward. See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Nicknames

5085. Short Stack

Reminds me of pancakes.

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Funny Phrases

5086. Derping

A generalized term for someone that just made a mistake, did something idiotic, or effed up. Cartwheel into a table: Hurp derp durr.

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Funny Sayings

5087. You Can Only Fish for So Long...

...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.

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Funny Diseases

5088. Water-Elf Disease

A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.

Added by Kyle on October 7, 2012| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

5089. Gangnam Style Horsey Dance

Just in case you've been in a coma the past year and haven't seen the video. See also Korean.

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Funny Words

5090. Napiform

To be turnip-shaped. See also Vegetables.

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