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Funny Toys
5131. Hasbro's G.I. Joe With Kung Fu Grip
Despite aforementioned ultra-masculine hand clench, I recall him not being able to hold much of anything with it. Oh well, it sounded good. See also 70's.
Funny Things to Do
5133. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity
It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
5134. Chunkydunk
I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.
Funny Things to Do
5135. Fist-to-Chin Headshots
"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."
Funny Words
5138. Slobberknocker
A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.
Funny Advice
5139. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant
My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.