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Funny Things
5021. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors
Remember these? You'd win them at carnivalsmy brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
5022. Combing a Wig
Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.
Funny Jobs
5023. Scullery Maid
The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
5024. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.
Funny Songs
5025. Manhunt
Karen Kamon song from the 1983 film Flashdance that includes the lyrics: I'm goin' on a manhunt, turn it around, Women have been hunted, now they're huntin' around. See also 80's, Women.
Funny Words
5028. Yowza
An exclamation of surprise. i.e. Yowza! You scared me!
A word signifying approval, often said as an aside to a friend or a slightly audible remark to one's self, i.e. Yowza!, look at her!
A colloquial form of "yes, sir", 1934, popularized by U.S. bandleader and radio personality Ben "The Old Maestro" Bernie (1891-1943).
Funny Animals
5029. The Chicken Who Didn't Cross the Road
He didn't cross the road because he didn't want his motive questioned. See also Jokes.