One-hit-wonder phenomenon of the 80's that gave us In a Big Country by Big Country, Human by the Human League, and It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls. Others? See also 80's.
By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like:
She thinks all my jokes are corny,
Convict movies make her horny.
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs,
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.
15. The Girl Is Mine
In what universe could someone be attracted to both Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson? See also 80's.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny song.
16. I'm a Cranky Old Yank in My Clanky Old Tank in the Streets of Yokohama With My Honolulu Mama Doing the Beat-o, Beat-o Flat of My Seat-o Hirohito Blues
Popularly believed to be the longest song title ever.
"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.
Look at that booty, show me the booty.
Give me the booty, I want the the booty.
Back up the booty, I need the booty.
I like the booty, oh what a booty.
This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.