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Pontiac Fiero
A sweet ride known for speakers embedded in the front-seat headrests and engines prone to catching on fire.
14.
Jalopy
Car favored by Archie and Jughead.
15.
Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane
Is a brunette flying around in star-spangled underwear and a tiara any less noticeable than a jet?
16.
Rollerblades
Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two.
17.
The Segway Human Transporter
It's pretty much impossible not to look completely dorky on this thing.
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19.
Motorbike
From an extra scene in "Wet Hot American Summer" where David Wain exclaims "Hey, that guy stole my motorbike!"
20.
Van
I think most kidnappers have now abandoned this vehicle as an obvious tip-off to their intentions.