A special edition Chevrolet Camero rumored to have been an acronym for Italian Retards Out Cruising. See also 80's, Cars.
Weight-loss cruise sponsored by Richard Simmons. See also Obesity.
For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.
The Gen-X/slacker term for any small car that is usually driven by a female, and always seen angle-parked at the mall.
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Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.
As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great. See also Children, Clothes, Shoes.
Per Wikipedia, " a recurring plot device of twentieth century filmic comedy." See also Old-Timey.
Japanese in origin, a rickshaw is a small, two-wheeled cart pulled by a single person.