So loud, so high, so pointless.
It might get you from point A to point B, but you'll sure look like a goof getting there. See also Dances.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny conveyance.
Is a brunette flying around in star-spangled underwear and a tiara any less noticeable than a jet? See also Comics.
Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.
It's pretty much impossible not to look completely dorky on this thing.