Funny Foods

Funny Foods

101. Chicken Titty

And I'll have the grilled chicken titty sandwich, please. See also Birds, Body, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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102. Rump Roast

See also Meat, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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103. Double-Decker Sandwiches

When two slices of bread just aren't enough. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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104. Fiddle Faddle

Another fine snacking product from our friends at ConAgra. See also Snacks.

Added by Brian on July 30, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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105. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

Added by Brian on July 14, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny food?

Funny Foods

106. McLak Salmon Burger

Actually sold by McDonalds in more northern-oriented countries like Norway. See also Fast Food.

Added by pianomaster42 on June 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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107. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich

Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.

Added by Frank on June 15, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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108. Extra-Fancy Ketchup

For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.

Added by Frank on June 12, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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109. Marzipan

A sickeningly sweet almond past often shaped into barely edible creatures. See also Dessert.

Added by Ryan on June 1, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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110. Party Subs

I said, "Party Subs!" See also Party.

Added by Ryan on April 28, 2008| Comment | You Like This |