Funny Questions

4181. Why Can't a Blonde Dial 911?

Because she can't find the eleven.

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Funny Foods

4182. Crispy Citters

Breakfast cereal from the 80's. See also 80's.

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Funny Animals

4183. Fart Squirrel

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Funny Books

4184. How to Get Rich Shop

Step one: inherit $413 million from your businessman father.

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Funny Words

4185. Grudgemental

To both hold a grudge and be judgemental. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

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Funny Insults

4186. False Caterpillars

Shakespearean insult from Henry IV, Part 2. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4187. Why Did the Dinosaur Say Hi to the Little Girl?

Because he was being polite. See also Dinosaurs, Etiquette.

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Funny Clothes

4188. Sweatpants Shop

The official pants of giving up on life. See also Lazy.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4189. What Do You Call the Person That Graduated at the Bottom of Their Class in Medical School?

Doctor.

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Funny Instruments

4190. Clarinet

More like Clari-not. I hate playing it so much.

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