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Funny Sayings
4231. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!
An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
4232. The Jokerman Font
Does anyone use this font besides Mexican restaurants run by white people? See also Computers, Unnecessary.
Funny Words
4233. Tactical
People in the military use this word a lot to describe anything. Literally anything. See also Military.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4234. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?
One can be eaten with a fork.
Funny Sayings
4235. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas
Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.
Funny Things to Do
4236. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying
To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.
Funny Sayings
4239. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!
See also Obesity.
Funny Instruments
4240. Oboe D'amour
Oboe of love. But how romantic can an oboe get? See also Music, Romance.