Funny Diseases

4261. Dysania

The struggle to get up in the morning. Especially common on Mondays between August and May.

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Funny Drinks

4262. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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Funny Instruments

4263. Child Instruments

E.g. rubber bands as harps, pots and pans as drums, and toilet paper rolls as trumpets.

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Funny Sayings

4264. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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Funny Animals

4265. Garden Eels

Often confused with some form of ocean grass. Yech.

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Funny Animals

4266. Sharksucker

Nickname for the remora, a fish known to attach itself to a shark to hitch a ride.

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Funny Insults

4267. You Could Get Lost in an Elevator

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Funny Foods

4268. Face Cakes

Cakes with a portraits printed on them. The more awkward, the better. See also Dessert.

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Funny Foods

4269. Gagh

A Klingon meal made from live serpent worms. See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Things to Do

4270. Kiiking

An Estonian sport that involves sitting on a swingset and trying to spin 360 degrees over the bar. Do not try at home. See also Dangerous, Estonian.

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