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Funny Sayings
4283. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!
An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
4284. The Jokerman Font
Does anyone use this font besides Mexican restaurants run by white people? See also Computers, Unnecessary.
Funny Words
4285. Tactical
People in the military use this word a lot to describe anything. Literally anything. See also Military.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4286. What's the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?
One can be eaten with a fork.
Funny Sayings
4287. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas
Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.
Funny Things to Do
4288. Eating Popcorn Kernels Before Dying
To make the cremation interesting. See also Death.