Funny Insults

4311. PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. Help-desk slang for "You don't know how to use a computer." See also Computers.

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Funny Words

4312. Netiquette

A buzzword that was popular in the early 2000s, but mysteriously died out by 2012. See also Internet.

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Funny Toys

4313. Breath Blasters

Rubber figures from the 80's that exhaled bad smells when squeezed. Later banned because they were toxic, even though they were marketed as nontoxic. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4314. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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Funny Diseases

4315. Dysania

The struggle to get up in the morning. Especially common on Mondays between August and May.

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Funny Drinks

4316. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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Funny Instruments

4317. Child Instruments

E.g. rubber bands as harps, pots and pans as drums, and toilet paper rolls as trumpets.

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Funny Sayings

4318. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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Funny Animals

4319. Garden Eels

Often confused with some form of ocean grass. Yech.

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Funny Animals

4320. Sharksucker

Nickname for the remora, a fish known to attach itself to a shark to hitch a ride.

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