Funny Insults

4341. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!

Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4342. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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Funny Words

4343. Hangry

When you're so hungry, you become angry. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

4344. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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Funny Insults

4345. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

4346. Pockets With No Destination

In other words, women's jeans.

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Funny Jobs

4347. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4348. Why do cameras have round lenses but take square photographs?

See also Cameras.

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Funny Sayings

4349. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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Funny Words

4350. Ornery

To be angry or mean.

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