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Funny Things to Do
4371. Painting 1, 2, 3, and 5 on Four Pigs and Letting Them Loose in a mall.
And then watch security try to find pig number 4. See also Pigs, Pranks.
Funny Words
4372. Ulotrichous
Per Merriam-Webster, having "wooly or curly hair," e.g. "Your hair is so ulotrichous!" See also Hair.
Funny Quotes
4374. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
4375. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Phrases
4376. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery
How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.
Funny Books
4377. How to Poo on Holiday Shop
Actually this is important. Apparently some people spend an entire vacation not pooping. See also Scatological.