Funny Jobs

4371. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4372. Why do cameras have round lenses but take square photographs?

See also Cameras.

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Funny Sayings

4373. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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Funny Words

4374. Ornery

To be angry or mean.

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Funny Animals

4375. Chinese Water Deer

For a deer with vampire fangs, surprisingly cute. See also Chinese, Cute.

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Funny Animals

4376. Sarcastic Fringeheads

A famously small but ferocious fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

4377. Son of a Biscuit!

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Funny Animals

4378. Eastern Long-necked Turtle

A turtle that looks like it has a snake for a neck. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Euphemisms

4379. Gotterslamit

E.g. "Gotterslamit! Where's the toilet paper?" See also Blasphemy, Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

4380. Stapling Two Staples Together

Staple-ception! See also Office.

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