Funny Sayings

4411. Forget About the Past, You Can't Change It. Forget About the Future, You Can't Predict It. Forget About the Present, I Didn't Buy You One.

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Funny Sayings

4412. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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Funny Questions

4413. If You Remove the Wings from a Fly Does It Become a Walk?

See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

4414. When You Point Your Finger at Someone, You Point Three Fingers at Yourself

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Funny Advice

4415. The One Who Cries the Hardest Wins the Argument

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Funny Questions

4416. What Do You Call a Deer with No Eyes?

I have no eye deer.

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Funny Sayings

4417. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

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Funny Drinks

4418. Apple Beverage

The exact same as apple juice, just some shop's version. See also Fruits.

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Funny Names

4419. Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan

...was her name.

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Funny Things to Do

4420. Go to a Phone Store, Hold out a Banana to the Sales Person, and Say You'd Like to Upgrade to an Apple

See also Hilariouslybad, Pranks.

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