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Funny Insults
4331. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
4332. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
4336. Vests
Funny Insults
4337. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother
Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Jobs
4338. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.