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Funny Quotes
4291. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
4292. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Phrases
4293. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery
How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.
Funny Books
4294. How to Poo on Holiday Shop
Actually this is important. Apparently some people spend an entire vacation not pooping. See also Scatological.
Funny Animals
4299. Chinchickens
Small animal with the ears of a chinchilla and a beak of a chicken. See also Made Up.
Funny Phobias
4300. Pantophobia
No, not a fear of pants, but the fear of everything. So I guess that actually includes the fear of pants. See also Pants.