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4241. What Would George Washington Do if He Were Alive Today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. See also Presidents.

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4242. If I Asked You Out, Would the Answer be the Same as the Answer to This Question?

4243. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?

Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.

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4244. Reignbeau

My mom used to work with a woman with this name. It's pronounced "Rainbow." See also Hippies.

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4245. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?

Nothing. They can't breed.

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4246. BOOP

Bronchiolitis obliterans organising pneumonia. A serious disease with a cute name. See also Cute.

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The name given to the instrument in Mahler's Sixth Symphony described by Mahler as meant to be "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character (like the fall of an axe)" ... basically a big wooden hammer hit against a big wooden platform.

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Funny Insults

4248. Poo Poo Head

An insult commonly used by infuriated toddlers.

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Funny Nicknames

4249. Stalker365

For that creepy person who is always looking through your bedroom window...

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4250. You're a Virgin That Can't Drive

From the movie Clueless. See also 90's.

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