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Funny Sayings
4213. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.
Yep! See also Southern.
Funny Quotes
4216. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.
Funny Things
4217. Interrobang
The cross between an exclamation point and a question mark:‽
"What's an interrobang‽"
"Are you kidding me, Jimmy‽" See also Grammar.
Funny Advice
4218. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time
Paris Hilton said something like this.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4220. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven?
Because prison changes people. See also Numbers.