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Funny Things to Do
5671. Setting Up a Conference Call
This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.
Funny Things to Do
5672. Recalling an Email
Especially funny if it's for a minor mistake. Chances are everyone has already read the email anyway. See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.
Funny Advice
5676. Don't Cut Your Own Bangs
They always come out crooked... AND, you just keep cutting and cutting and cutting... Oh My! See also Hair.
Funny Clothes
5677. Winkie Jeans
Jeans with eyes on the back pockets. Ha! When you walk it looks like the eyes are winking at people walking behind you. See also Denim.
Funny Phrases
5679. Cat's Dead. Details Later.
A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.
Funny Things to Do
5680. Super-Gluing Quarters to the Sidewalk
It works every time you do it outside a bar. See also Pranks.