Funny Things to Do

5691. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up

Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Insults

5692. Maladroit

See also Awkward.

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Funny Phrases

5693. Butt Dialed

When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.

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Funny TV Shows

5694. Jake and the Fatman

See also 80's, Obesity.

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Funny Foods

5695. Cupcakes with Fish

It's a really bad combination. See also Dessert.

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Funny Insults

5696. If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are

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Funny Things to Do

5697. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You

Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.

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Funny Words

5698. Spackle

I think she needs another spackle of make-up.

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Funny Animals

5699. Bald Bears

Actually a little sad, and yes, a bit funny. But they don't looks so tough now, do they? See also German, Hair.

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Funny Phobias

5700. Basophobia

The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.

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