Funny Products

5691. Flowbee Shop

Legendary vacuum hair-cutting system. See also 80's, Hair.

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Funny Words

5692. Hoi Polloi

The general populace; the masses. "The queen would rarely condescend to speak to the hoi polloi."

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Funny Words

5693. Carbuncle

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Funny Words

5694. Glom

Grab hold of; appropriate to oneself, as in "glommed on to her ideas." So, I don't know if it was correct that my mother often said at dinner "Don't glom your food!"

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Funny Words

5695. Gobsmacked

One of my favorite words, of late. Seems to be infiltrating the U.S. via the recent influx of TV programming from the U.K., perhaps? See also British.

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Funny Advice

5696. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

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Funny Advice

5697. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Products

5698. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.

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Funny Animals

5699. Krill

They are made into oil nowadays. How krillalicious!

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Funny Diseases

5700. Rhinotillexomania

Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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