Funny Things to Do

5651. Sneaking a Pizza into the Movies

Hard... but possible.

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Funny Things to Do

5652. Swallowing Swords

An ancient form of entertainment. Probably the most famous magic trick of antiquity. Even in the 21st Century it never fails to dazzle and amaze.

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Funny Things to Do

5653. Biting Somebody's Knee

Seriously, how are you gonna bite my knee? What kind of crap is that?

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Funny Clothes

5654. Hand Muffs Shop

For cold days when mittens and gloves are just too practical. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

5655. Replacing Your Grandma's Peanut M&Ms with Lemonheads in a Dark Theater

She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

5656. Laughing While Clapping Your Hands And Crying, "More! Entertain Me!" in an English Accent

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Funny Advice

5657. Be Careful

Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.

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Funny Advice

5658. Drive Safe

Well, what are you supposed to say?

"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.

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Funny Clothes

5659. Monocles Shop

Add a top hat and you’re dressed like a fancy peanut. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Tattoos

5660. Lasciate Ogni Speranza Voi Ch'entrate

From Dante's The Divine Comedy, translated to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

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