Funny Quotes

6341. "I'm thinking about lice!"

Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.

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Funny Sayings

6342. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

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Funny Advice

6343. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

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Funny Clothes

6344. Sweater Vests Shop

It's a sweater. It's a vest. It's a sweater vest.

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Funny Euphemisms

6345. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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Funny Things

6346. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things to Do

6347. Touching the Rim

Dude, I touched the rim! Watch me touch the rim! See also Basketball, Sports.

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Funny Animals

6348. Baboons With Big Red Butts

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Funny Phrases

6349. The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

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Funny Things to Do

6350. Scheduling Sex

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