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Funny Places
6711. Yeehaw Junction, Florida
Small town at the intersection of SR-15, SR-60, and Florida's Turnpike. Originally known as Jackass Junction.
Funny Quotes
6712. "Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."
As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush. See also Politics.
Funny People
6714. The Noid
Avoid the Noid for he ruins pizza unless your pizza is a Domino's pizza in which case it is the Noid and not your pizza that will be on the wrong end of the ruin. See also 80's, Fictional.
Funny Things to Do
6716. Eating Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With Your Finger
Costanza style. See also Food.
Funny Clothes
6717. Pantaloons
Funny People
6718. College A Cappella Groups
A bunch of white-shoed geeks singing under such cringe-inducing puns as Noteworthy, Vocal Point, and Compulsive Lyres. See also Music.
Funny People
6720. "Oh-My-God" Girls
A term I coined to describe the female equivalent of "douchebag". These are the young drama queens who usually work in the PR or fashion industries, live their lives trying to emulate their favorite TV shows, and can frequently be heard exclaiming "Oh my God!" to their 9 "BFFs." Typically travel in large groups, all dress the same, and were heavily into their sororities in college.