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6761. Mr. Miyaga's Healing Touch

Deep tissue damage is no match for a clap of the hands and some determined rubbing. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2007| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6762. Power Walking

The exercise equivalent of half-caf.

Added by Frank on July 9, 2007| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6763. The Secret Shop

Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.

Added by Frank on July 4, 2007| 4 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6764. Screech

Particularly potent moonshine made in Canada's east coast, especially Newfoundland. See also Alcohol, Canadian.

Added by Robyn on July 4, 2007| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6765. Marsha Mellow

I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".

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6766. Truth Serum

Produced in the same distillery as shrinking potions.

Added by Ryan on July 1, 2007| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

According to IMDB, the uncomfortable premise of this 1994 Gerard Depardieu and Katherine Heigl movie is "A teenage girl on vacation in the Bahamas with her divorced father tries to impress a potential boyfriend by saying that her father is actually her lover." See also 90's, French.

Added by Chris on July 1, 2007| 2 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

6768. Gwenyth Paltrow on Crutches

A dubious selection, but we can't deny a request by fine folks at VH1. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Things

6769. Rat Tails

Not long ago a guy with a braided rat tail called me "Hooter Girl". I was not impressed. See also 80's.

Added by Robyn on July 1, 2007| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

6770. Frick

You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2007| 5 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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