Funny Phrases

6781. Not Toward

Another way of saying, "untoward" which, by the way, means nothing to me.

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Funny Songs

6782. Working for the Weekend Shop

So says Loverboy in the chorus of this anti-work anthem, and all I can say is "So true. So true." See also 80's, Music.

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Funny Clothes

6783. Inflatable Shoes Shop

E.g. the Reebok Pump and Nike Air Pressure. See also 80's.

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Funny Things

6784. Swag

The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

6785. Pants

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Funny Clothes

6786. LA Gear

Somehow even the celebrity endorsements of Michael Jackson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Belinda Carlisle couldn't sell these bedazzled shoes to Middle America. See also 80's.

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Funny Dances

6787. Grinding

Otherwise known as dance-floor frottage. See also Sex.

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Funny Insults

6788. Dry Drunk

Someone who has given up alcohol but hasn't gotten around to sobering up. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

6789. Women's Bra

Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

6790. International House of Pancakes

Because there's no better way to experience the world's cuisines than through pancake toppings. See also Food, Restaurants.

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