All Entries

6781. Keith Hernandez

As far as I'm concerned, the last real man to play baseball. He even has a website dedicated to him. See also Mustache.

Added by Ryan on August 6, 2007| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6782. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2007| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6783. The Dookie Dance

Pardon the vulgarity, but performing the dance requires imitating a person trying not to crap his pants. See also Bathroom.

Added by Ryan on August 5, 2007| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

It's not just the name. With story lines involving alcoholism, winless football teams, murder, breast cancer, and land mines, Funky Winkerbean is easily one of the most confusing comics strips of all time. See also Comics, Fictional.

Added by Tyler on August 5, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

6785. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

Added by Tyler on August 5, 2007| 1 Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

6786. Lint Licker

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2007| 7 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6787. Getting Attacked by Bobcats

Funny excuse if anyone ever asks why you're late. See also Animals.

Added by Frank on August 3, 2007| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6788. Freestyle Walking

Because regular locomotion is for suckers.

Added by Frank on August 1, 2007| 3 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

6789. Goofus and Gallant

True, he could have behaved more like Gallant, but with a name like Goofus, I'd say the deck was stacked against him. See also Children, Fictional.

Added by Tyler on July 26, 2007| 4 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

6790. Daddy Longlegs

Added by Frank on July 23, 2007| 9 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

All Entries 7,448